Thursday, August 23, 2007

One of the More Random Celebrity Apperances...

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Occassionally I get to have dreams with guest celebrities, like Tom Cruise, or other more attractive stars. However last night I had a dream that I was employed by "Angela", played by Judith Light on Who's the Boss?. The job was phenomenal and the office was really modern (for the 1980's, because that was apparently when this took place in my dream.)I'm stil not quite sure what I did for her, because it certainly wasn't advertising. In fact, I didn't realy focus on that at all. What I DO remember most was the "break room" that had an entire table full of many, many plates of cookies with an abundance of variety. There were ginger snaps, chocolate chip, those snickerdoodly ones, and most importantly, peanut butter cookies- along with a sprea to put on top of them. And I know exactly what it was, it was crunchy peanut butter mixed up with "Mrs. Richardsons" fudge. Which was fudge for ice cream, but right out of the jar, it's thick with the consistancy of peanutbutter. So this spread was intense. And delicious.

I remember thinking I may lose my job because of how many visits I paid to the break room.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

HAIRSPRAY-

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So I was given a "hall pass" as they say- to go out last night. As all my friends are impossible to make plans with, I went alone. Which is fine, I love alone time.
I saw HAIRSPRAY at the Gateway, and I had low expectations in the first place, but was surpised that even those weren't met. Here are my 10 complaints.

10. The whole point of "Edna" is that the audience KNOWS she is being played by a man. However John Travolta could have used his regular voice and gotten many more laughs, and the fact that his boobs and cankles were so realistic freaked me out a bit.

9. When I saw the broadway production in NY, I don't remember the whole movie being about segregation...

8. It seemed to lack depth- as everything happened to quickly and people were so easily swayed one way or the other.

7. I wanted more Corny. He was a great dancer.

6. Why was Tracy all of a sudden swept into the present times with her flat ironed hair at the end??

5. Amanda Bines wasn't really "white" in that movie. She was toally hispanic. Her tanness blended in with her "Tan" hair.

4. How come the cops didn't take Tracy in after the show. She still did in fact bludgen an officer of the law.

3. There were some dirty jokes in there. Like Corny saying the girls looked like they needed a "stiff one".

2. I wanted more dancing.

1. Queen Latifa is too skinny now to be singing about being a fat chick.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Jack's average day-

So, everyday brings something new. Whether it's licking plugs then sticking them into an outlet, or climbing to the top of our kitchen table to spin the lazy susan around, or dragging the fan around with the cord wrapped around his neck.

Everyone of us has our choice of how to eat an Oreo. I like to stick a fork into the middle, dip it in milk, and after the fifth bubble rises, eat it whole. (Thanks, Kim.)

Jack, likes to open it up, eat the cream out with a spoon, while sitting in a box.

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How do YOU eat an oreo??