Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Sorry-

I can't load my pic's from my camera to my computer, so my postings are few. But here's something..

Jack got a new fish. This is Petey.



Jack' new pet. Petey is a wonderful pet, he acts like a dog when you get his food out, he does a good job of being quiet, and despite my dropping him on the floor while cleaning his bowl, he has held up quite well as a fish.

I highly recommend fish as a first pet.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Sweetest Boy.



Putting Jack to bed has recently proven tricky. He will usually throw a crying fit in his bed or wander out of his room...
My newest approach, though misleading, has worked lately. I will read stories, say prayers, tuck him in, turn on "snoopy" (the Charlie Brown Christmas Soundtrack he listens to every night..) and then say to him "Ok, I'll be right back!" and he says "Ok" and patiently waits my return.. falling asleep while doing so.

See, he wants me to sleep there next to him. Which not only to I NOT want to do because he needs to learn to get to sleep alone, but because it's very uncomfortable, and I like to use "Jack sleep" time as "Special Lisa" time.

So I'll tell him I will be back and I leave the door open so he can hear me around the house, then he eventually falls asleep waiting. I KNOW it's mean. BUT- he's learning that it is part of the ritual and he stays in bed and finds ways to get to sleep on his own.
FOR EXAMPLE. Tonight, as I type here and Jack is "waiting" for me in the next room, I hear him start to sing.
It is a lovely combination of "Old McDonald" and "The Wheels On the Bus" using the melody from "Wheels" and the characters from the farm, as follows:

The duck on the bus goes quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack.
The duck on the bus goes quack, quack, quack,
All through the town.

The puppy on the bus goes arf, arf, arf,
arf, arf, arf
arf, arf, arf.
The puppy on the bus goes arf, arf, arf,
All through the town.


And so he sings himself to sleep.

Success.

If you haven't, you should..

Check out this hilarious satire..

Although, it's dangerously close to what my blog looks like and I'm now considering redecorating....

But still. Very clever.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Drum roll please...

Jack has gained ONE POUND!!

So now that we've reached this ground breaking TWENTY-THREE POUNDS we have no updates on when surgery will be, we are still planning on visiting the hospitals on August 11th to check his weight and most likely his oxygen levels. But in the meantime we are having a BLAST not thinking about it!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

ROAD RASH



Head first, into some broken, bubbly asphalt.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Montage

I have done a few things in the past couple weeks, but I have no clever thoughts or fun anecdotes to go with them, so instead I'll just caption pictures:



So I took a self portrait at the Zoo...



We took a nice family walk with the Dahl's up in midway...



Jack swam and spit at the same time..



Had fun at the pool with "Libby and Woofie"...



We shot off illegal fireworks...





I shot some nice flowers..



We got stalked by this lepoard a the zoo...



We ate cupcakes..



Jack plugged his ears alot...



..because of these.


Good times, good times.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Wisdom


Often times I will have a question, like "Why is it so convenient that the distance we are from the moon and the sun are vastly different as are the sizes of both of them, but because of where the earth is placed in the universe, from our view they are the same size, making solar and lunar eclipses a HUGE coincidence....?"

And with these questions I usually turn to my father. Tom is full of wisdom, some useless but mostly useful and valueable lessons that I've kept with me throughout my lifetime. I thought as a favor, to those who aren't lucky to be borned from this highly intelligent man, I would share these meaningful tidbits that are of great worth and value, with you.

1. When in Mexico, and being hounded by small children with boxes of Chicklets, don't speak, just "Smile, nod, and move on."

2. Never, ever skimp on tires. Always buy good quality tires. Because after all, "your life is riding on those tires."

3. "Small portions." Often we'd find ourselves at the Homestead Buffet. Because of the large aray of endless amounts of food that you'd want to try all of.. dad would always advise me to take small potions of what I chose. I try to use that more than just at buffet's..

4. If you ever do something to make someone mad, or let them down...instead of making excuses for your actions you can sum it all up into these words:

I've upset you,
I didn't mean to,
But I apologize,
Please forgive me.

And leave it at that.

5. After purchasing a car, make a special effort to place money into your new "car" account monthly, for certain cases of car wrecks, breakdowns, or unforseen problems. That way your budget won't be disturbed.
(Good advice, that I didn't follow...and should have..)

6. When in doubt- always double flush. (those who've been to the cabin understand that one..)

I know there are more of these gems stored away in my mental archives, and if any of them surface in the next while, I'll add them. But please, use, pass on, and enjoy.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

"I sorry Domnic"




So, sometimes, when you are really enjoying yourself a wave of panic almost immediately follows, because you ARE enjoying yourself which means your child is off doing something quietly and getting into alot of trouble.

My question, is how Dominic let this go as far as it did. Once my panic settled in I started to go upstairs to find out what Jack was up to- and I smelled a lovely Cucumber Melon as I approached the upper floor. Out of my bedroom ran a very greasy looking Dominic who zoomed downstairs to the door and Jack came running after with an upside down, open bottle of his shampoo. I grabbed Jack and started closing the bottle and scooping it all off the carpet and yelled down to Josh to look as see if Dominic had stuff all over him.

"YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS!" Josh yells back.

So Josh suited up and took dominic into the shower where Dom got a huge reality check to how small he acutally IS after shrinking all his fur down in water. Intense meowing echoed through the bathroom and a now naked Jack stood at the shower door repeatedly saying "I sorry Domnic! I sorry Domnic!"

So I would have gotten actual photos of the event, but because of Josh's brave alothough reluctant move to shower Dominic I wasn't about to whip out the camera with a smile and say "I'm SO going to blog this!!"

So you'll just have to imagine our quite large and fluffy Dom, out on the deck all shrunken and wet, licking himself off...

Friday, June 27, 2008

K, Haley, I finally got around to it...

Haley tagged me about a month ago. But now that I'm not following my child around with a net and antibacterial soap- I have time.

7 QUIRKS:

1. I'm obsessed with my pillow. It's a cabbage patch pillow I got from my grandma in the 80's and it goes everywhere with me. Even the birthing room.... (EEEWWWW you all say.) I wash it. so don't worry.

2. I feel bad when I don't finish a meal at restaurants. I hide food, like under the garnish, or I'll stick the rest of my steak under my mashed potatoes. Or at Melting Pot we didn't eat all the lobster, so I stuck it back under the shell it was served on.

3. I think I'm addicted to carbonation. I unknowingly went without it for two weeks, till I realized I was in such a bad mood cause I hadn't had a Dr. Pepper in forever.

4. I have to have clean children. If there is something on Jacks face or hands I'm on it with a Wet One in seconds. I won't let the boogies run down their noses. I have lotion/aloe tissues standing by.

5. If I touch any sort of household cleaner with my bare hands they break out into crazy bumps that feel like splinters all over. It's starting on my feet now...if I walk on my floor after cleaning it. It's super annoying.

6. I NEED to be peoples friend. I like people being able to depend on me. It's the mother in me. Or something. If it's a best friend that needs some advice or if it's a stranger looking for information that I happen to know alot about. I like to help people out.

7. I carry more than one camera everywhere I go. I take pictures of the craziest things. Like today at gateway my dream finally came true and I got a GREAT close-up shot of a fire truck. I always have wanted to take one but never had the guts to walk into a fire station and ask if I could take a picture of their truck...