Saturday, March 29, 2008

The Finale



I drew a diagram of what I discovered yesterday morning. Jack has done this before, so I should know better. But he also has thrown my phone, pressed every button with unnecessary force, and dropped it at least a dozen times- and it somehow managed to work.

However, this was the final straw, and after a few close attempts at being ok- the phone finally gave up and is no longer.

On that note, everything on there is lost, including all your phone numbers. Please, if you will, email me your phone numbers so I can collect those again.
Starlalmd@hotmail.com

Thank you.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Backyard friends...not the Backyardigans..


This is David and Victoria. Every afternoon they grace us with their presence just below our deck. They don't even come for food really, cause sometimes they just like to sleep there. But I do try to give them a little something every now and then. Jack likes to sit and "quack" at them. And once they are gone he stands out on the deck with his hands palm-up, asking "Where th'ducks go?"

They are our friends.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Stupid Cat.


Can't drink out of a bowl like REGULAR animals.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Cruel Beauty

The face of a boy who is about to have his head shaved.


Jack has lusterous locks, he truly does. And they are beautiful, I'm often asked if I color his hair. Which I think is a stupid questions and I'm quite offended by it, but at the same time I think how lucky Jack is to have such pretty hair.
However, it grows like a weed and maintenace is a nightmare. I just went to Keish a to get his hair cut and it's not the funnest thing trying to make him sit on that booster and tie something around his nck that prevents him from using his arms. So Josh and I decided that we would give ourselves a break, not to mention Jack- cause this hair gets mega staticy and sticks to his face and ears. But it wasn't in Jack's best interest.



We wanted to give him a mohawk, just for Easter Sunday...but the kid wouldn't hold still and the buzzer was all over the place. So was hair. So we just cleaned him right off and what was left was a perfectly shaped, buzzed head. But also- what seemed to look like a cancer patient.


After a nice thorough shower, Jack was cleaned off and dressed, and he decided to grab the phone and call Grandma to tell her what we did to him.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Reiterate.

So for those that thought I was being a baby, (DAD) I found these pictures on my work computer. These are the same conditions I was dealing with during that white out, but this is from the Tennis Club's point of view. Good thing I was cozy in my hotel, or I would have had to shovel.









Friday, February 15, 2008

White as snow, Black as ice..

So for some reason nature likes to fight me on the ONE day a week that I have to go to work. So on wednesday, all the wee little weather people said "This storm won't be that bad, it'll be over by 9 or 10." Now, I am quite paranoid about driving in the snow, because when I was 17 I got in a car accident because someone (Brandon Rockwood) spun out in front of me and I of course hit them as they were pointed at me in my lane. Then, after deciding to work it out between just us Mr. Big Bad Rockwood sued me, took me to court and got $2500 because I was the car BEHIND.

ANYWAY, I freak out about driving in the snow. Especially with a child. Not because I'm a bad driver, but obviously because I can't trust anyone else. So I figured since the weather wasn't going to be "That Bad" I could handle it. (Althouh, I have cancelled out on work 3 other times due to weather.)

I should point out, I live in Holladay, and my work is in Lehi, off the Highland/Alpine exit, way down the SR-92. Which happens to be a floating two-way road, with nothing but fields on both sides of it.

So I head off after dropping Jack off at my mom's at 3:30, and the Point of the Mountain was a little rough, meaning windy, but the roads were still clear, not much snow accumulation. So I get off the Exit at 3:50 and head east up the 92. Suddenly I can't see ANYTHING. Mountains? Roads? Cars? Traffic lights? The wind is blowing 70mph gusts from the North forming a foot of snow on the left side my car, and I'm driving in a complete white out. 4:00, I can barely see the lights of the car in front of me, and if I back off more than 5 ft, not at all. So I stick close, because we are only going 5mph. Suddenly, everyone on the road stops moving. We all sit there, as our cars shake in the relentless wind. I have never felt so helpless (other than my son being on an operatin table..) sitting there at a standstill in the middle of the road not being able to see how far I am from work, let alone the car in front of me. So I call work, tell them I can't see them (I'm less than a mile away and the Ivory Ridge structure tends to stand out amongst the fields...) and they say if I get a chance to turn around, to do so and go home. So I look to my left to see the side of my car creamed with snow, and roll down the wind. A tornado of snow blows into my car and the foot of snow stuck to my window lands in my lap.

Blindly, I turn around. I inch my way beack west toward the I-15 entrance, not having ANYONE in front of me to follow, and not knowing whether I'm really in my lane or not. So I freak out thinking perhaps I should wait it out, but if I "pull off" to the side, I may go off in a ditch, or someone may hit me...so I keep going. There are two lights before the freeway...I saw none of them..and made through the intersections alive, and missed the freeway entrance cause it was now invisible so I parked at the Maverick right off the exit. 5:00, I called family and told them of my perdictament, and called my work telling them I was close-yet so far away.

I sat in my car watching this:


I went into Marverick where a few more people were waiting it out, and the Maverick chick was teling us we couldn't park there and wait. (Psh.) So I go out to "get gas" to bide my time, and there's 3" of ice on my gas cover and I had to hammer it of to open it. I decide this is obsurd and I don't want to wait in the disgusting Maverick, or in my car cause it may not start later if I do.. and I call Josh to tell him I am going to the hotel behind Maverick, cause I can't handle watching the road anymore.

I so trek my way .1 mile to the Hampton Inn. (Though I thought it was a La Quinta until I was later sitting in the bath observing the shampoos..) I checked in and cheerfully went up to my room.


I took a nice bath, watched some American Idol, and periodically looked out my window. This is what I would see, a standstill on 1-15.



A semi had jack-knifed and no one could move. So then they shut down the entrance altogether, and the freeway became a parking lot, as did the whole area surrouning it.

I was hungry. I figured I could make it back over to Maverick and get some food. Plus my lips were chapped. So I go downstairs to the lobby and there are 75 people filling the place, and the poor girlat the desk has a "NO VACANCY" sign up and people are angry and want rooms and she can't help them. There are mothers with little kids, truckers, businessmen, what have you.

I hide my room key and walk over to the Maverick, as I don't want my parking spot to be used as a pseudo hotel room. Maverick, is ALSO full of people, and cops, and EMT's looking for some "baby with a broken leg" that had been called into the Amublance and couldn't be found cause the place was such a mess with cars everywhere. I grabbed my stuff and ran.

Outside again,


the roads around Maverick and the Hampton in became full, with parked cars, abandoned cars and emergency vehicles.

However, my lips weren't chapped anymore, and I tried to utilize everything in the room to get my money's worth.



I imagined myself sleeping alone- with no child to listen for...and it looked pretty sweet.


But then I realized how NASTY my mouth felt after eating fast, gas station food for dinner and I longed for my toothbrush. So on a whim, I went back downstairs into the lobby, where if anyone of those people found I had an extra bed in my room could start a riot- and I asked the front desk if they had any toohbrushes...



So I nestled in, feeling pretty bad for all the people outside my window, and below my comfy room. I watched out my window at the northbound 1-15 mess, that didn't start to move steadily till 11:30 pm. But I was warm...and my lips were well mentholated.


The next morning I woke at 6am, I called my dad to see if he was driving to work (BYU) and he had just arrived. He told me how he thought I was just being a baby, till he got up and watched the news, to see the footage of the 92, and all the cars stuck there, and the closed exit, and the emergency vehicles surrounding the Highland/Alipn exit and the ridiculous driving condtions HE had to deal with.

A "baby". GEEZ.

So I figure it's get out now, or get out never. So I go to check out and start my car.
My car looks like the Dolorean just returned from the future.


It took me an hour and a half to get home. The SR-92 didn't open till 11:00am the next day, because of all the abandoned vehicles on hit sitting eastbound, and the plows couldn't plow, and the tow truck had to take them one by one. I counted 18 cars that slid off the freeway and were left...and the road northbound was not well plowed because of the people sitting on it till 11:30 the night before.

So, long story made long- I should NOT have gone to work. And not only that, but instead of making $45 dollars that day, I spent $100. :)

But I am alive, and I get to say that I was in the worst place, at the worst time- but neener, neener, neener, I got a hotel room.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Psych Analysis

Last year Jack was put through a pyschiatric analysis because he is involved in a study due to his heart defect. He had to do many many ridiculous tests like put the lid on the cap, and point to the dolls head, and put the green thing into the other green thing, and put these sugar pills into their container (without eating them)...
But at the end the Dr. told me that Jack was doing just fine developmentally,and if anything, he should work on "stacking" because it will help with his math skills in the future..
So this is where we are now.













He is very precise, and he takes his time, and can get them quite high. And with the letters, they always have to be facing up.













However- Jack is not always spending his time doing such productive and beneficial activities. At times he just lets his hair down and drives around naked.



I wonder what the Dr. would say now....

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

B&W Holga's

I know these are on my "photography" blog, but since Google Analytics shows that no one goes there I wanted to put these here cause I think they're cool. These are from my first BW roll on my Holga. It seems to work best in high contrast situations like snow...and such.



Thursday, January 17, 2008

Head Games

So more than often, while driving around in the car, I'll look back to check on Jack and he will have something on his head. Whatever he can reach- he will balance on his head for some reason. So thank heavens for my camera phone.
I think it goes: blanket, faux chinchilla head band, tiger, Snoopy, Juice cup, Driver toy.







Update: November 18, 2011, he is still at it..

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Torn between two Loves.

Dedicated to all Hypolastic Left Heart Syndrome babies.
Borrowed from Cute Connor's Carepage. This is so sweet.....

It's a beautiful day up in Heaven. Jesus is rounding up his tiniest
angels, to go live on earth, and be born.

One of the sweetest angels says to Jesus "I dont want to leave, I
like it here, and I will miss you." He reassures the scared little
angel that everything will be okay, and that he is just going for a
visit.

He is still not swayed on this idea. So Jesus, kneels down, and
says "How about if you leave half of your heart here with me and
take the other half with you, will that be okay?" The angel smiles
and says "I guess that will work".

But the little angel is still a little scared. He askes "Will I be
okay with only half of my heart?" Jesus replies, "Of course you
will, I have other angels there that will help out, and you will be
fine."

Then Jesus gives the angel more details about his plan, he
says "When you are born, your Mommy will be scared, so you have to
be strong, and when you feel weak just remember that I have the
other half of your heart."

"Enjoy your time with your family, play
and laugh everyday."

"And when its time to come back to Heaven, I will make your heart
whole again." "Always remember, that you are not broken, just torn
between two loves."